Dear Ms Nadine Dorries MP,
I want to first of all thankyou for your continued interest in the contents of my uterus. I understand that you have only the deepest concerns for what goes on in there. However, I feel you may be overstepping some social boundaries a little, so I made some easy-to-follow diagrams to illustrate the problem.
Here is your Uterus.
Here is my uterus.
I know this can be confusing as they look quite similar. Luckily they have different packaging to help you know whose belongs to whom.
On the outside, yours looks like this:
On the outside, mine looks like this:
You may keep what you like in your uterus. Here are some examples;
Margaret Thatcher’s heart,
In turn, I shall keep what I like in my uterus. For example;
You get the idea.
And in the interests of minding our own goddamn business, we shouldn’t start dictating what other ladies choose to keep in theirs.
I hope this helped.
‘low life lefty’ & owner of a uterus